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tendo satori

A red haired boi that Wakatoshi Ushijima loves with all of his heart.
Ushijima: wow tendo satori is the love of my life

Tsukishima: wow you really are gay
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chicken tendous

CHICKEN.TENDOUS.
ARE.BEAUTIFUL
have you heard of chicken tendous?
yea they belong to ushijima tho
yea bro...sad
by Hinata..boke910 June 17, 2020
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Merkades Tendon

Informal medical terminology used in the south to describe the connection between the Anterior Cruciate Ligament ACL and the vas deferens.
Man I tore my ACL and now I can’t ejaculate without inflaming my knee because of my Merkades tendon.
by Whacky513 December 27, 2019
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tendoloitus

A combination of a tendon, a ligament, and a loitus. Commonly used when expressing sheer pain from, in, and around joints, tendons, and ligaments.
"Oww! I just sprained my tendoloitus"
by bboybob23 February 2, 2010
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Ripping the Tendon

A fart. Usually so loud or smelly that you would swear that something ripped.
*Person A farts*
Person B: Would you please stop ripping the tendon in front of my grandma??
by Funky J and Fresh G June 2, 2010
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Sachin Tendulkar

The Greatest Batsman of all time. Has been playing for over 20 years. Made his debut at the age of 16. Highest score in ODIs: 200* off only 147 balls, against South Africa in 2010. Most test centuries (47), most ODI centuries (46), most runs in tests (13,447), most runs in ODIs (17,594).

Has scored hundreds against all Test playing nations, with the most hundreds coming against Australia (10), the undisputed number one test team of the 90s and 00s.

Went through an appalling phase in the mid 2000s, when he suffered from a tennis elbow. Critics were quick to rip into him(Ian Chappell and Sanjay Manjrekar), who called for his retirement and referred to him as living in delusion. Given a return to amazing form since 2007/2008 though, they are now eating their words.

As of March 2010, has scored 4 Test Centuries on the trot.

His only competition is Donald Bradman, considered the greatest of all time, with an average of 99.94.

But did Bradman face McGrath, Wasim Akram, Waqar Younis, Muralitharan, Shane Warne, Heath Streak, Dale Steyn, Brett Lee, Shoaib Akhtar, Allan Donald, Curtly Ambrose, Courtney Walsh at their peak? Did Bradman bat for over 20 years, and play ODI and T20 cricket along with Tests (which included rest days back then).

Nasser Hussain, Richard Hadleee, Sunil Gavaskar, Tony Greig and the whole of India regard him as being the greatest of all time.

Richie Benuad regards him as being the best since Bradman.
Matthew Hayden: I have seen GOD , he bats at no.4 for india in Tests. (on Sachin Tendulkar)
by DonBradman March 9, 2010
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Altus Tendo

al·tus ten·do (al-tuhs ten-doh)
--verb
1. Latin phrase translated as "I reach high".
2. Motto of the USCG Chief Petty Officers Academy.
by Michael DeFant December 18, 2008
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