New Jersey Tea Bag

When you tea bag your girl backwards so her nose goes in your ass and the whole experience smells like shit.

She was a brown nosed suck up so I gave her a New Jersey Tea Bag.

by Peter Gryffindor December 20, 2016

Traffic Jam Hot Tea

Peeing into a plastic cup while stuck in traffic, and leaving the cup with the lid and straw reattached, out on the roadway surface.

I was stuck in that traffic jam for three hours and had to go SO BAD I had no choice but to do the Traffic Jam Hot Tea!

by LarryMurgatroid May 26, 2010

Jasmine Tea

She is a special type of tea that will put on a show so she can lure you into her sticky trap and hurt you so much that you'll get depression. Trust me it happened once. She'll leave you when you need her the most. Tastes floral and sweet. Lots of benefits thought.

Jasmine Tea: I love Minnie Mouse

Person: yea no shark Jasmine tea ugh

by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 7, 2021

Jasmine Tea

She's the song blank space, she's bittersweet, Makes me cry to the song bags by clairo.

Person: Came across a Jasmine tea today...
Person's real friend: sorry dude...

by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 7, 2021

Jones Island Iced Tea

A Milwaukee drink consisting of Pabst Blue Ribbon(PBR), Night Train, and Gin.

It's soo hot today, pass me another Jones Island Iced Tea, Bartender!

by mikeBURRITO September 1, 2010

Jimson brewed tea

Hallucinogenic tea brewed from the deadly Jimsonweed.

Ben didn't have enough loot for weed, so he made some Jimson brewed tea.

by Sparisi1122 October 15, 2008

julie tea

Julie Tea is the pinnacle of refreshments, a sturdy robust brew, with a full bodied taste and a perfect hue. The Julie Tea is a perfect blend, it should be shared and most certainly is not disagreeable when dunked with a biscuit or two.

That cuppa is a proper Julie Tea..

Ahhhh.. That's a Julie!!

by RON1975 January 6, 2017