Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020

ranked teammates

the most low functioning restarted mfs you will ever see, that just sell the entire game

guy 1: dude these ranked teammates are totally selling the game
guy 2: ikr

by apollo.11 July 21, 2024

my ranked teammates

basically calling you stupid; saying how their ranked teammates are always very slow and not understanding of the game-mode from Fortnite

user: oh wow i didn’t even know 1+1=2
you: my ranked teammates:

by adot.stayclicking November 23, 2024