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que te folle un pez

Spanish for I hope you get fucked by a fish. Used to express screw you. Also good for laughs.
Cody: "You're girl's a bitch bro"
Duncan: "Que te folle un pez, dude!"
Cody: "LMAO"
by Are you laughing yet December 15, 2017
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Te quiero

Literally means "I want you" in spanish, but doesn't always mean that one wants you. While in English one can change from "I like you" to "I love you", Spanish speakers usually has three transitions:

1. "Me gustas" (I like you)

2. "Te quiero!" (I love you in a soft and general way like "Luv ya")

3. "Te amo" (I love you, very strong and intimate)
1. During class, Tom whispered "Me gusta esta nina" to his best friend while glancing at the girl in front of the class. (I like that girl)

2. Ligia shrieked "Julia! Gracias! Te quierooo!" hugging her friend hard. Julia gave her a CD of her favorite artist.

3. John nervously looked deeply into Alicia's eyes, who he was dating for one year already, and said "Alicia... Te amo..." and then kissed her tenderly after seeing her shocked but happy face.
by Techmaga October 28, 2006
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la puta que te pario

it means "the whore that gave you birth", but the word 'parir' (gave birth) isn't polite. Usually you say 'have a baby' (tener un bebe) and not ' parir un bebe'. the word is too hard
a person treat you badly and you say: "anda a la puta que te pario". (go to the whore that gave you birth) is quite offensive, specially about women. but womwn uses the expression as well.
by gabpas October 24, 2009
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mas te vale

It's spanish for "You better"
John:Aye wheres my money man?!
Chris:I'll pay you tomorrow fosho foo
John:Mas te vale...
by Buddahsafagget December 4, 2013
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te quiero como amigo

En el lenguage femenino: "No estoy interesada en tí, así que por favor, dejame en paz".
Él: creo que eres la mujer más perfecta que existe...
Ella: gracias
Él: entonces... ¿Tú me quieres?
Ella: Pues claro, pero te quiero como amigo.
by Yukismily✌️ October 21, 2014
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Ameri-do-te

The most lethal street fighting skills in the universe. Do not fight against a student of Ameri-do-te. You'll end up with a broken neck and a re-stomped groin.

All other forms of fighting are bullshit compared to this system.

Deal with it.
"What is Ameri-Do-Te?
It is an American martial art that takes the best parts of every other style in world with none of the weaknesses. That’s why we like to say it is the “Best of All. The Worst of None.”
by UnseenDongerIsDeadliest April 22, 2018
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ay te watcho

Tex-Mex border Splanglish for "Later, dude"

Translation approximations are "see you later" and/or "see you around".

Based on the hispanicization of the English verb "to watch"

Used as a salutation of parting.
You're hanging out at the beer joint with your buddy and/or your compadre. When it's time to go home you get up and take leave of your company by assuring them that you will see them later, in other words, that you will be watching out to spot them again.

"Hey, vato, I gotta run. Take it easy; ay te watcho"
by Megaseis July 12, 2009
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