tacofied

To be squashed between two objects as if being put in the middle of a taco shell.

"Kim got tacofied when I threw the excercise ball on the tredmill and the back flew up to make a Kimbo taco."

by Angelina May 3, 2004

Brandy Talore

A very hot pornstar with ridiculously large tits (36DDD to be exact). She has a "girl next door" look and fucks like a champ. She has some baby fat around her stomach area which she always has covered up in her scenes but most guys would still give anything to have sex with her.

Spraying my load all over Brandy Talore's DDD's would be so much fun.

by gigs1777 April 20, 2009

Talonda

Talonda: A beautiful shy and talented individual with aspirations in life. Is a great person to be around, has beautiful hair and will do her best to please everyone even though she/he knows it is not possible. Causally gets mistaken as Yolanda.

Talonda has dreams that she will be a successful singer/songwriter.

by Ari love20 April 18, 2017

Tlof Tlof

A term used to define sex. Tlof tlof, a South African term originally popularized Twitter with the egg plant, peach and water splash emoji the term was inspired by the sounds made from sexual intercourse.

'I should be doing homework but all I'm craving is tlof tlof.'

Marcus: "What are those two doing in there?"
Zodwa: "tlof tlof"

by Zodwa_Dunusa October 23, 2018

Talon News

A paid propaganda wing of the Republican party that used a plant in the White House press briefing.

Further proof that the Republicans are doing such a bad job that they need shills - unpaid and otherwise - to sugar coat everything monkey boy Bush and his minions do.

James Dale Guckert, who went by the name Jeff Gannon, was the reason Talon News was exposed. People finally figured out that he was there to make Bush look good. Guckert also has the distinction of being a male prostitute who advertised him self on gay male escort service sites.

by jesster79 March 13, 2005

Talos

An Aedra from the elder scrolls. Not to be confused with an Daedra. Aedra such as Talos and Mara make up the nine divines, the gods of the elder scrolls games/alternate realities where daedra are demons who interfere with mortals such as Sheogorath the King/God of insanity.
Talos is the man god who ascended to become one of the nine(which was previously eight). Talos is the Aedra whom the Nord Stormcloaks fight the Imperials and Thalmor for their freedom of worship.
To say by Talos is lile saying by god and such.

By Talos! That syndicate demo is amazing.

by KrimzinZV March 16, 2012

Takofuusen

Takofuusen is a 1/3500 event in the computer name Yume Nikki, made by Kikiyama. It appears randomly in the White / Monochrome Desert, with a DOOPADOOPADOOPADOOPA or PITTERPATTERPITTERPATTER sound effect. Nicknamed Octopus Balloon.

I was playing Yume Nikki, and I started bike riding in the White Desert and then Takofuusen came and scared the shit out of me.

by someamazingperson January 11, 2011