Tale Of Shitpants

When somebody poops themselves and tries to hide it. When they try to explain what the sound was you call their lie a tale of shitpants

Man Farts
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"

by farterinc June 21, 2022

Tale-The Projects

The branch of TALE that is responsible for composing the music.

All music is composed by TALE or anyone affiliated with tale. Being considered a "Project" leaves this group of incredibly talented musicians enough room to enhance their creativity by developing works of art with outside sources and having many "Guests" work with them.

NOTE: All audio production is done by the very talented Anthony Hildebrandt.

Tale-The Projects just released a new song called GrapeAid!
Tale-The Projects is all self produced and self written!
I want to go on tour with Tale-The projects and be a famous roady!

by DomTale May 18, 2011

tale regale

Relating a story to someone purely to amuse them and reach them at an emotional level.

He tale regaled me the greatest story I have ever heard.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

Tale of Whoa!

A story of compound misfortunes so unlikely that the listener responds with terminal skepticism.

He listened respectfully at first, filled with compassion, tears forming in his eyes as she narrated having been abandoned as an infant, left in a dumpster high in the Sierra-Nevadas, rescued by dumpster-diving circus riders who put her, untethered, on the back of a jumping stallion every night till she was sixteen. Years later, escaping one night off the coast of San Diego she waded into the ocean, hoping to end it all, only to be netted by Tijuana shrimp fishermen who forced her to peel shrimp for years in a rickety boat, the best life she's ever known, before falling overboard in a hurricane and washing ashore in San Francisco at the precise moment an 7.4 earthquake hit. How she got to the Greyhound station in Sparks she was still unclear, and could he spare a hundred bucks to help her find her rightful family, whom, she believed, might at this moment be remorsefully searching for her on the outskirts of Death Valley. By now dry-eyed and stone-hearted, he reached into his wallet for a five, which he slipped into the outer pocket of her spangled handbag and, not looking back, hopped quickly onto his bus while she prattled on with her Tale of Whoa!

by Monkey's Dad July 6, 2021

Tale from the rELBJaLUD

Tale from the rest Lonnie Benningfield junior American leader under dirt buried 6 feet under story. A American tale from the grave of Lonnie benningfield junior in blue 💙. Lbj gets shot up in the street's by his arrival in red and he comes back to hunt them down one by one before he is put back in his grave. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created tale from the relbjalud. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq March 25, 2023

tale klaging

Noen som velger å kun meddele triste historier og hendelser eller noe vanskelig som skjer i livet, som en prøve, i håp om å tvinge frem en form av sympati eller medfølelse i mottakeren.

"Oh my God. Jeg var syk i helgen og fikk ikke øvd noen ting"
"Huff så leit altså"
"Og om ikke det var nok, så har jeg migrene, og jobb etterpå. Og oppkjøring har jeg også denne uken"
"Wow, driver du med tale klaging eller?"

by Sigfrid30 May 22, 2023

Tale from the bejriptalent show in little AMERICA

A Bemmimgfilm by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created tale from the bejriptalent show in little AMERICA by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 25, 2025