Usually lowkey gay..... He always jokes about it and acts sus. He is a big body that loves to joke around a lot of times at his own expense. He likes to stay up late on his phone and do tik toks. He is obsessed with girls and moves from loving one to another quick as fuck. He is a good friend except he is quick to get annoyed, yet he is quick to forgive. He loves to hit the juul but just does it to get turnt. He has a very unique name obviously. He loves videogames and he rages all the time. he loves the game when he wins and hates it when he gets clapped which is often.
by TheOGDefiner69 May 14, 2019
Talan is the ruler of the Universe. You better not even breathe out disagreement, or he may strike you down right there, heathen.
Oh man, Talan kicks so much ass it isn't even funny. Just the other day these little brats were laughing and he just walks over there and smites them with his kickass mauls. It was pretty funny, actually.
This one time, I was riding and with Talan, and he just jumps his car off of a cliff. I wet myself, but he just laughed and did a few flips and then the car slammed into the ground. He was alright though, since he is so killer. But I had to go to the hospital. It sucked.
Oh man, Talan kicks so much ass it isn't even funny. Just the other day these little brats were laughing and he just walks over there and smites them with his kickass mauls. It was pretty funny, actually.
This one time, I was riding and with Talan, and he just jumps his car off of a cliff. I wet myself, but he just laughed and did a few flips and then the car slammed into the ground. He was alright though, since he is so killer. But I had to go to the hospital. It sucked.
"I'm going to do a talan and kick that guy in the nuts and rip out his spleen."
"Talan is the ruler of the universe."
"Talan is the ruler of the universe."
by Nottalan April 30, 2005
he is so hot, tan, smart, athletic, and overall one of the best guys you will ever meet. he loves his girlfriend and treats her so good. and listen to this he will make you melt bc his voice is perfect.
by shoutoutmybrother August 25, 2019
the sexiest mf out there. the funniest mf out there. the best mf out there.
the best best mf to be with but whatever you do, don't get on their bad side
the best best mf to be with but whatever you do, don't get on their bad side
by dazzaiiii March 08, 2021
yet another fake, possibly-gay kid who thinks he's going to be famous and special. a prime example of whats wrong with laguna these days
by brrryce May 09, 2005
Talan Lyons Is A Sexy Abbed Person Who While Take Your Girl when he wants he will kick your A$$ if u mess with his girl Plays lots of sports Musceled like the rock
by Ikr He's a bada$$ April 25, 2017
A Dirty Talan is when your partner peals away the skin on your balls and gives you a blowjob/ handjob with it before rubbing it on their face.
by hi_i_am_elmo November 17, 2020