Talan

he is the nicest guy ever! with his friend Aron they play minecraft all the time and have a fun time playing, he loves jordans and is very nice, very sweet

person1: hey have you seen that super nice guy
person2: he must be a Talan

by john tondon November 22, 2019

Talan

Some kid with a huge cock

Wow , that guy is a talan

by Talan January 6, 2022

talan

yet another fake, possibly-gay kid who thinks he's going to be famous and special. a prime example of whats wrong with laguna these days

"i think i want to be famous" "youre such a fucking talan"

by brrryce May 9, 2005

Talan

Talan is a nice guy that's usually blonde. He's short (like really short) and will ask literally anyone he sees out. He's probably had five million relationships, but none of them last longer than a month. He is SUPER (like really) gay and won't admit to it.

"Oh I saw how you looked at him, stop being such a Talan!"

by STOP LOOKING AT ME U CREEP June 12, 2017

Talan

Usually lowkey gay..... He always jokes about it and acts sus. He is a big body that loves to joke around a lot of times at his own expense. He likes to stay up late on his phone and do tik toks. He is obsessed with girls and moves from loving one to another quick as fuck. He is a good friend except he is quick to get annoyed, yet he is quick to forgive. He loves to hit the juul but just does it to get turnt. He has a very unique name obviously. He loves videogames and he rages all the time. he loves the game when he wins and hates it when he gets clapped which is often.

Talan is soooo funny and he is also kinda gay but just makes jokes about it.

by TheOGDefiner69 May 14, 2019

Talan

1. Patriotic and prideful.
2. Spreading your wings and trying new things.

1. My dad is very Talan.
2. Kids shouldn't be afraid they need to Talan.

by Charils Bob January 23, 2019

Talan

The most cocky and annoying person that you will ever meet. He thinks he is good at sports but is acually dogshit at them. He also believes that every girl likes him even when he's short, skinny, and the ugliest mf you've ever seen. He is also most likely gay and tries to pick a fight with everybody who doesn't like him (which means everybody) even though he would get his ass kicked EVERY SINGLE TIME. He's the kind of guy who wears cowboy boots to school when he is the definition of a city boy. He copies every single joke that a girl (or boy) laughs at and completely butchers it.

HAHA! Minecraft! *Dabs*
Bro stop being such a Talan

by TheKidFromYC March 18, 2022