Slick Tablecloth

Skinny whore who provides really wet oral sex.

I needed a towel after that Slick Tablecloth blew me.

by jthomas96 March 20, 2011

bulgarian tablecloth

a bulgarian tablecloth is a divorced woman who inserts ripe bananas into her anus for five days preventing her from shitting. when she removes the mouldy decomposing banana from her hole, a fountain of shit collapses out of her bum and it is stored in a jar until she rubs it on her ex husband.

my ex wife is such a bulgarian tablecloth! she puts ripe banana into her anus

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 3, 2025