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The Reverse Colonial 

In Colonial times, it wasn't considered gay if a man was a top in sexual intercourse between two men. This was regarded as a normal, heterosexual act.

But The Reverse Colonial refers to a man being on bottom in sexual intercourse between two men and him (and possibly only him) not considering it to be anything but heterosexual.
Mike: You slept with Todd last night!? And you were on bottom!? How gay you are!

Pete: No, totally straight and junk. Remember the Reverse Colonial?

Mike: Nice!

(hi-fives commence).
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The Reverse Houdini 

So youre doin this chick up the ass right then u kum all over her back and when she turns around you spit on her face

The reverse upside-down cowgirl 

Having a girl with her shoulders on the mattress, floor, ect. as you are crouching over head with her ass, and back. facing you.(Only for those who are flexible)
-crouching pussy, buried snake- "Japanese nock off porno"

The reverse upside-down cowgirl. Not for over sized girls. would result in manslaughter. Or over sized men, would result in suffocation meaning murder. it is a weight descrimitive move.

the reverse trailer hitch 

When two men are engaging in anal sex the partner with the penis in his ass reverses his partner onto a dildo.

The penis is the hitch, the one giving it is the trailer, and it is the one who is taking it's responsibility to maneuver him so the dildo penetrates his ass.
I heard that Bruce Willis and Haley Joel Osment did "the reverse trailer hitch" last night. Bruce was having trouble walking all day.

M - Omg. I just saw Jonathan Lipnicki being reverse trailer hitched by Tom Cruise.

D - Really? I would have pegged Tom to be the one giving it. You learn something new everyday.

the reverse piper 

When a man's arsehole is eaten out while bending over and being jerked off by a women who is kneeling behind him.
Girl 1: How is your boyfriend?
Girl 2 : He has been a bit weird lately but I gave him the reverse piper last night and now he's fine.

The reverse Italian meatball spasm 

When you insert a greasy Meatball that your Grandmother made you in your significant others asshole while she is eating your smelly dingle Berry.
Me and my woman just did The reverse Italian meatball spasm, it was great!

The Reverse Stomach Pump 

The Reverse Stomach Pump is a sexual act that two people take part in. One person shoves a hose up the other persons ass, then the hose is turned on. Once their rectum or whole intestine track is filled, the person who now has water inside them voids it from their body. Either onto the other participant or their clothing from them to put on later.
"I'd give an arm and a leg to see Martha Stewart and The 1960s Robbin from Batman do the Reverse Stomach Pump!"
"Brian that's not how you are supposed to start conversations with your dying grandmother..."