The Ol’ Luke Horsenail

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The act of sticking the cock of a dead pig into the mouth of a dying/deceased person.

‘I just attended my Grandad’s funeral’
‘Did you do the Ol’ Luke Horsenail?’

by SconesWithJam March 7, 2021

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Knock him out the box Luke

The knocking of Darth Vader out of the box.

Han Solo: Knock him out the box Luke!

Han Solo: Knock him out!

by Kreig July 2, 2008

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Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin

Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay

Dan- no u

Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT

by youremomasket911 May 15, 2018

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luke the angel

luke is baby, he loves sweets, dont mess with him... he maybe a chihuahua..

luke the angel is the best

by lucifers right glove May 21, 2021

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LUKE THE MACHINE

guy who sits there and listens to our pathetic urban dictionary definitions. He makes fun of us but we love him anyways. Anywho...69

US: Oh boy, do we love my LUKE THE MACHINE or what?

Others: Wait...does he have a keg in his pants?

More people: yes why?

Others: Becasue we'd sure tap that.

by BB, AP, AB, JR, NK, BP June 20, 2006

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