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Lil baby brok into my house and stol my jizz
A: Dude did you hear roddy rich becomes the jizz master
B: lil baby touched me
by Roddy rich the box August 4, 2024
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the jesus jizz

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when you go on top of a tall building in times square with a lot of males and ejaculate off the building causing the jizz to spray down onto the tourists
by jizz creamery February 23, 2021
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The jezza jizz

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It is where a man (particularly named jezza) ejaculates over his missus while singing and dancing to the fortnite song “chug jug with you” to assert dominance and regain strength
Man 1: bro watch out he’s doing the jezza jizz

Man 2: run before he catches you!

Jezza: We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
by Cactusjack69 July 26, 2021
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The Jabba Jizz

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When you time your wank perfectly to finish exactly when Jabba the Hutt is choked out by Leia.
‘Mate it was glorious! My tail dropped just as his did! I finally achieved The Jabba Jizz’
by TimboTheTassie May 25, 2022
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Jizz in the hair

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when you're going doggy style and the guy pulls out and jizzes all over the person on bottom's hair
When Matt and Hannah did it doggy style she got Jizz in the hair
by My dirty harry August 22, 2011
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When a man has sexual relations with a fish-hooker.
It turns out he's working the fish market is so he can jizz in the caviar.
by rabidmint February 15, 2010
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Jizz in the Shizz

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Basically slang for anal intercourse, also called Charlie and the chocolate factory
by HahaNut27 March 21, 2019
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