The Guy Who Swerves 

The Guy in Grover Beach Ca who swerves

Aldo and I were skating while this guy almost swerved into us." " Duuude I know that guy, He's the guy who swerves.

The Guy Who Swerves by Theguywhoswerves November 11, 2010

The Guy from Sbarros

A person who is new at Sbarros and works really slow. Probably is fifty pounds overweight and votes republican. He is usually a pain in the butt when you try to order your pizza there.

Before and ordering the pizza:
Susumu: What is taking so god dang long!? I've been waiting an hour to order my pizza!
Clerk: Oh, he's new here. He's not used to multitasking, so you might experience delays.

After ordering the pizza:
Kagami: Susumu, what took you so long?
Susumu: Oh, the guy from Sbarros was slow as heck when I was trying to order the pizza.
Kagami: Let's hope we don't run into this again.

The Guy from Sbarros by The Real Driller August 11, 2017

The guy who says basic shit 

A random retarded 12 yo on the internet who's spreading false information and is racist to Chinese people and doesn't like homework (what a fucking loser)

Retard 1: Yo have you have you heard about the guy who says basic shit?
Retard 2: Yeah, he's a total dipshit nigger

The guy who says basic shit by The guy who says advanced shit May 25, 2025

The Guy Behind Omar Suleiman 

During the Egyptian revolution of 25th January, places like Tahrir Square, Suez and KFC, and names like Wael Ghonim, Omar Suleiman and Hosni Mubarak have grabbed the attention of the world. But just hours after the Egyptian people toppled their regime, the focus had switched to a single person - the ‘guy behind Omar Suleiman'

Some say this man participated in three past wars and died twice before. Some say he is the Intelligence commander in the former Soviet Union. Some say after the fame of the guy behind Omar Suleiman, Omar Suleiman decided to change his name to become the guy in front of the guy behind Omar Suleiman.

All we know is that he is a strong, honored, trustworthy, amazing, feared, awesome, respected, cool guy.

A guy sees Omar Suleiman walking in the street.

Guy: I wish I was cool enough to have The Guy Behind Omar Suleiman stand behind me.

The Guy Behind Omar Suleiman by big fan of the man behind Omar March 3, 2011

The Guy Who Asked Story 

Once upon a time, there was The Guy Who Asked. He was a secret person, never to be seen by anyone, or known to exist. A lonely, Goofy Ahh Goober once said, “Who asked?” To Joe Dacock. Joe Dacock waited for a “I did” but there was nobody.

Later that day, Goofy Ahh Goober went to seek The Guy Who Asked.

15 years later…

Goofy’s family and friends were worried. Goofy Ahh Goober had not been seen in 15.69 years, and was never seen again. The end.

Like for part 2!

That is The Guy Who Asked Story.

The Guy Who Asked Story by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

john guy the science nye 

He is a John guy and very cool

I wish I was a John guy the science nye

john guy the science nye by john guy the science nye October 7, 2020

Goofy guy the silly 

The worst youtuber

Person: goofy guy the silly is trash
Me: that might be me but I agree

Goofy guy the silly by Goofy guy the silly July 22, 2025