How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? 

A famous quote from the show “South Park”

Cartman:How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison?

Silence:

How would you like to suck my balls, mr garrison? by Ena1010101 January 26, 2022

national suck my balls day

national suck my balls day

it’s national suck my balls day so suck my ballz.

national suck my balls day by BIGPAPI167 June 27, 2023

Suck my Robot Balls

Now take a step back let me freeze yours off.
Have a carbonite bath, for your goose-steppin' ass.
Call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh. - ERB idk some time ago

Person 1: "Hey bro, I got 78% on my maths tes-"
(Based) Person 2: "Suck my robot balls"

Suck my Robot Balls by TheGamingPop November 10, 2022

suck on my balls 

A provactive statement popularized by Jeremy of Pure Pwnage, used to insist that the insultee suck on the balls of the insulter.

Kyle, suck on my balls.

suck on my balls by J-dizzizzle November 15, 2007

Suck my juicy balls 

The sentence is often used as the argument which cannot fail, or to discriminate nubs, and as shitload of Lol's is often but at the end of the sentence sequence.

Person1: "OMFG! nub I cen bet u in a duelz!"
Person2: "Lulz"
***Person 2 wins the duel***
Person2: "Suck my juicy balls! lololololololololololo"

Suck my juicy balls by MELEAZT November 12, 2009

Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls 

Saying made famous by Scott and his friends around the Chicago/Northwest Indiana area after watching a porno called "Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls," where a man getting his dick sucked, repeatedly asks the women to "suck the cum right out my balls," and she does.

Hey John, why don't we go sledding?
Hey Jorgie, why don't you suck the cum right out my balls?!

Carrie sucked the cum right out my balls!!

Suck the Cum Right Out My Balls by Eric Joseph May 21, 2007

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS 

WHAT IS SAY TO ALL THE LADIES

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS BITCH
OMG THERE SO BIG
I KNOW NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THEM

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024