Stemming

Stemming itself, is the act of anal sex, whilst the "receiver" has chronic, unstoppable diarrhoea, therefore "stemming" the flow. Beware of projectile sprays, and the preparation of plastic sheeting beforehand is a very commonly held practice.

Stemming is something beautiful that occurs between either straight couples, or gay men. It is generally the man, or the "daddy" doing the stemming, as the woman needs an extra attachment to make it work, therefore making it less popular.

Warning: Be conscious of causing an unintentional rose-bud, or pink sock. These events are widely known to be very disconcerting.
Example 1;

Man 1 enters room, and gags/vomits uncontrollably, "Oh my god, this room is vile... and the smell!"

Man 2, "Oh yeah, I brought this filthy bitch back last night and I was stemming her all night... I should probably clean this mess up."

Example 2;

Man 1, "Did I tell about what happened last night? Oh dear... My girlfriend had chronic diarrhoea for hours, and the only thing I could think of to stop it was shoving my cock in her arse!"

Man 2, "Urgh?!? Really?! You stemmed her?"

Man 1, with a big shitty grin on his face, "Yeah, it did surprise her... and she's still cleaning up the mess now. Haha!"

Man 2, "Filthy bitch."
by MasterNameless July 11, 2011
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stems

Gams; sexy or lovely long, slender female legs.
"The best part of an true bette is her smokin' hot stems."

"Dude, check out the Maria coming this way!! What epic stems!!"

"Sheryl Crow has the world's greatest pair of stems!"
"Way!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 02, 2010
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STEM

formely associated to (Science, Technology, Engineering, Mathematics), it refers to a a hot, smart bitch
I'm going to Harvard to get some stem bitches!
by Arzorc December 16, 2014
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Stemmed

Another way of saying someone is buzzed. Geeked almost.
"Why does John look so happy to be in school?"
"He's just stemmed."
by boyshoutsking August 13, 2011
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stem

n. a crack pipe that consists of a hollow stem.
we pull gats like baseheads pull stems mufucka!!
by jim June 25, 2003
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stem

by s September 09, 2003
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stem

–noun
1.
a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2.
Psychology . a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 49 to 69.

from brainstem, lack of brain, just a stem that does basic functions eat sleep shit fuck
I didn't invite Tim to our study group because he is a stem.

BOB: I can't believe you are dating Kate.
Bill: Why?
BOB: She is a complete stem.
Bill: I know, that's why I am dating her, stems need love 2.
by Thulsa Doom February 14, 2011
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