st. anselm's 

guy school where the only way they get girls to look at em is letting em free into their dances. No boys schools allowed at dances; would make competition too fierce, cuz the only girls they would be able to hit on are the slutty ncs or holten girls, cuz all the awesome girls (stone ridge DUH!) would be w/ the hottt landon and mater dei guys

st. anselms: this sux. all we got are the ncs girls, and theyll do anything for money. theyre not even hot!

mater dei: you get the sluts, and i get the smart hot ones!!HAHAHA

st. anselm's by liger3000 October 11, 2004

St Anselms Guy 

Guys at St Anselms Abbey that all wish they attended Prep or Gonzaga. Not to be confused with STA, aka St Albans.

Try to get girls but always end up wit Visitation.

Don't know how to party. Anselms party = half a bottle of bacardi and 12 guys

Girl: Wanna come to a party tonight?
Anselms guy: Yeah! After I study for only 7 hours. Oh and I have to get back by 9.
Girl: Omg you go to Anselms! Ew never mind. Let me get some Prep ass

St Anselms Guy by Gator Pride October 11, 2004