Squinchy

(n) A wedgie that happens in the labia. Synonym of camel toe.

"My panties were too tight and giving me a squinchy."

by WTFranklin March 5, 2021

Squinchy

That gross material that looks soft but is really rough, like coarse wool. When you run your nails through it they'll get caught and you always have like weird stringy residue caught to you.

No, don't use that one, it's squinchy.

by plxnormsu April 11, 2021

Squinchy

(Adjective): A word used to describe glass, or any other normally smooth material, when it has, or develops a fine, wavy texture.

"Oh great, all my new glass cups got squinchy in the wash."

"Hey, um. Why's your vase all squinchy?"

by SuperCrafter015 September 17, 2023

Squinchy

A shortened form of the term "twinny squish". A friend you feel particularly excited about (often though not always nonromantically and nonsexually) due to a significant overlap in your special interests. They may be someone you work on projects with, be your go-to person for talking about specific subjects of interest, or be someone with whom you share important life experiences in common. You might not be besties, but you could probably talk for hours at a time, at least, if they enjoy hanging out with you as much as you enjoy being around them.

"Are you free tonight?"
"No, I'm hanging out with my squinchy tonight. We have plans to grab coffee and discuss public transit systems"
"Are you working on a project together?"
"No, we're just both really into public transit."

by empathizer September 5, 2022