meme-spouting

when one continuously and irrelevently shouts out memes, either online or off.

Person 1: LOLOLOLOL, DESU~DESU~DESU, COOL STORY BRO, MUDKIPZ, FAIL LULZ!!!!1!!1!one!

Person 2: Stop that meme-spouting and go back to niggertits.

by mootisatroll September 26, 2009

spontaneous head

Oral sex that is not requested, expected or prepared for. Common traits of the receiving parnter usually include shock and awe followed by extreme happiness.

Brendan was only on a second date with this girl, but when she came with the strong spontaneous head after dinner, he fell in love.

by Zack, Spontaneous Head Fan January 2, 2010

spoont

Common Australian slang term meaning ejaculated semen (or the process of).

"she licked the spoont off her lips."

"I spoont on her face."

by Rebecca Cullum September 18, 2006

spontaneous dentohydroplosion

When one's teeth turn to liquid and then drip down the back of one's throat.

"The Office" - Health Care (2005)
Jim Halpert: Wait, what are you writing? Don't write ebola or mad cow disease, all right? Because I'm suffering from both of them.
Pam Beesly: I'm inventing new diseases.
Jim Halpert: Oh, great.
Pam Beesly: So, like, let's say that my teeth turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?
Jim Halpert: I thought you said you were inventing new diseases? That's spontaneous dentohydroplosion.
Pam Beesly: Nice.

by Zak Kim January 20, 2007

The reverse whale spout

When one forcefully shoots diseas ridden diarrhea up a partners nasal cavity.

Yoooo! Last night I preformed the reverse whale spout on your chick!

by The OG Jesus January 9, 2017

Spoint

The action of snapping your fingers and pointing at the same time.

Bill- "Hey Jack hows it--"

Jack- "SPOINT!" (as he spoints at Bill)

Bill- "...Why did you--"

Jack- "SPOINT!"

Bill- "What is th--"

Jack "SPOINT!"

Bill- "STOP VERBALIZING THAT ACTION!"

by Tobadious September 7, 2009

sponting

A tribal dance involving twerking and pterodactyl screams.

Often a mating ritual seen in clubs

Ew gross man, what are you doing?!
Chill bro, I'm sponting for that chick over there.

by Steve Irwin the third June 5, 2014