market socialism 

A system where workers collectively own the means of production, and compete in a market free of capitalists. The Bourgeoise and Proletariat merge into one class.

Market Socialism is an economic system that takes aspects of Socialism and Capitalism, and puts them together in a balanced way.

market socialism by Skullwarriors July 7, 2015

Conservative Socialist 

Based chad

Damn, I heard Chad is a conservative socialist. No wonder he's fucking good at everything.

Conservative Socialist by Conservative socialist November 12, 2021

Situational Socialist 

Noun.

An individual who briefly embraces the concepts of Socialism after a lifetime of objection and hostility to it. This is done to satisfy a momentary need for its benefits, which the individual has actively sought to deny others when they needed it. Once the need is satisfied, the Situational Socialist will then usually resume hostility and objection to Socialism as before and resume seeking to deny it benefits to others, while acting as though the previous aid was never needed nor granted.

See also: Hypocrite.

"So Rand Paul and Thomas Massie asked for emergency government aid today."
"Wait, the Kentucky guys who always voted to deny emergency aid to LITERALLY everyone else in the U.S. their whole time in office?"
"Yup."
"Wow. When did they switch parties?"
"Ahahaha. Nah, man, they're just Situational Socialists."

"Ayn Rand railed against US government benefits and defined its recipients as “parasites” and “looters” in her works, but rushed to take in Social Security and Medicare benefits when she needed them herself."

Situational Socialist by π in the sky December 12, 2021

Robot Socialism

the political ideology that unlike socialism have robots provide everything thus equally dividing the populous into engineers, programmers and scientists. as opposed to worthless jobs that have no benefit to the continuation of mankind. everyone is equal. everyone has a few years of community service they must contribute (5-10) but get to live out the rest of their lives enjoying the labor of the robots

robot socialism = socialism - labor

Robot Socialism by roboMarx July 16, 2011

Interior/Exterior Specialist 

A person with a tremendous amount of Experience on both the Inside and the outside (if you know what I mean). Also known as Carpenters, they tend to be the most amazing lovers due to their extensive knowledge of how to swing large hammers, working with wood, and of course the use of their hands. Alcoholic Tendencies often accompany such a person, as it acts as somewhat of a coping mechanism for having to work and build all day long, all while carrying around very large testicles. You can find them on almost any jobsite, just keep an eye out for the guys walking around with large bulges in the fronts of their pants.

Hey is that guy an Interior/Exterior Specialist? By the look of that busted zipper on his pants , I'd say yes!

Interior/Exterior Specialist by Gman86Backup January 10, 2018

Soycialism 

A branch of Socialism categorised by large quantities of soyboys and Nu-Males. Integrates cuck behaviour into socialism and changes the focus of socialism to enviromentalism and lgbtq politics

Bloke 1: Did you see that socialist rally in melbourne?
Bloke 2: What? that wasnt socialism....it was Soycialism

Soycialism by LukeKemia September 30, 2019

socialist-networking 

Socialist-networking is like social-networking but for communists, progressives, Democrats and liberals.

Socialist-networking sites are places for liberals to meet and berate conservatives and patriotic Americans.

Socialist-networks are intolerant of opposing points of view and those with conservative ideas will be insulted and eventually kicked off the site.

Sodahead is a socialist-networking site.

socialist-networking by Foznots March 23, 2011