Snowboard

A girl with NO tits or ass but still gigantic cumslut

Dude:that girls flatter than a Pancake but she still fucked the entire football team!

Dude2: That makes her a Snowboard !

by TREYdmarked February 13, 2020

Snowboard

When you put one foot in her mouth and put the other foot in the vagina.

I rode that bitch like a Snowboard.

by SloopDoop February 27, 2021

snowboard

Derived from a video short, captioned "Crazy how we just casually leave thousands of dollars worth of equipment unattended at ski hills", the term "snowboard" in this case, is atypical from the ones we know today.

The most liked comments under the video included "Because the usual suspects don't ski" (183K), "Cuz hellcats can't make it up the mountain"(124K), "No hellcat people = no thefts"(124K), "Bro discovered white people"(45.5K), etc.

This word "snowboard" is connected directly to the comments. These comments insinuate that a certain minority are the "usual suspects" that drive "hellcats", and are a part of what's termed "hellcat people". What minority of people is this, you ask? Who knows?

Let's not make any assumptions nor conclusions on anything we aren't sure of or educated on. Hope this definition helps!

Usage: NOUN/VERB

"I don't like people who snowboard."

"Are you an avid snowboarder?"

"Can you afford a snowboard?"

by seeseesnowboard February 2, 2024

snowboard metrosexual

the snowboard metro is a snowboarder that must have the newest color puked gear looking like they just stepped out of the snowboard shop they spend the majority of a gondola ride telling everyone how sick or dope that rail was

sitting in the gondola next to the guy with the neon yellow blue green purple pink and brown jacket. "how's you day going?" "bro I just stomped a corked 360 off that up down rail siiiiiicccccckkkk." thinking to myself man will i be glad when the snowboard metrosexual goes back to black

by hockeyjay09 December 13, 2009

Snowboard Kids

a snowboarding game from japan for nintendo 64 in the 90's.

kid 1: "dude, why are you playing snowboard kids?"

kid 2: "because it rules my fucking life man"

by your mother123454 March 12, 2009

Snowboard boot blumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump and simultaneously having your snowboard boots removed after a long days boarding.

Greg wasn't quite sure what relieved him more ... the girl on his cock - the freshly laid turd or the wave of relief as his boots where swiftly tugged from his feet ...

Voilà!! the 'Snowboard boot blumpkin' :p

by Purple Alien February 19, 2012

Snowboard Dick

After a long day in long johns and cold weather the absolute micro size your balls and dick become. Possible worse or similar to cold water dick but not as awkward cause it can be hidden under lots of gear.

Hey sorry I can’t send you a dick picture I have SNOWBOARD DICK and I don’t wanna you to think I’m tiny.

by Prowzack December 20, 2019