shasterbated

(verb) an African tribal ritual mimicked in many welsh farmers in which the farmer gets a sheep and proceeds to insert his large spoonful of animal feed in order to keep his flock well fed and healthy

The welsh shepherd shasterbated the sheep with his gargantuan spoon full of feed

by Michaelinyjon Jones January 10, 2008

Smashterbating

As used in "Deadpool and Wolverine"

When using 2 Hulk-Hand toys together to ravish ones penis.

I'm sorry you caught me Smashterbating in the lobby.

by Darth Dragonzord August 4, 2024

smashturbate

when you get yourself a pair of hulk fists and just go to town on yourself

i jusr smashturbated so hard

by dictionary decepticon April 13, 2025