Skunked

dirty530 word for being stoned and drunk at the same time.

i was so skunked at that party last night.

by dirty530 king June 16, 2008

skunked

stoned + drunk = skunked

I was skunked after 3 bowls of dank and two 40s of king cobra.

by johnny_knoxville October 29, 2007

Skunked

When a girl is really wet and she queefs on a guy releasing a mist like smelly spray like a skunk

Person 1: Hey bro, last night I was at Emily's house and she skunked on me!
Person 2: Oh my god bro you are so lucky! I wish I could get skunked.

by peppaa December 13, 2019

skunked

to be stoned and drunk simultaniously

after that 12 pack and fat blunt of haze I was skunked.

by Val Mode May 13, 2005

Skunked

You are fucking doggie style. You pull out, jizz on the asshole, pee on top of the jizz, then you let him/her fart and spray it all over you.

You- "Dude, I was fucking this chic last night and I jizzed on her asshole and covered it in piss!".

friend- "What'd she do bro?"
You- "She farted on me man!?!?!?"
friend- "Bro, you got skunked!!"

by Tittypuck December 21, 2010

skunked

Intentionally farting in an attempt to get someone away from you.

This annoying bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up, so I skunked in hopes that she couldn't tolerate my ass gas and would leave me the hell alone.

by challengersrt8 May 19, 2015

skunked

Being extremely rattled

blake: "yoo, it's snowing pretty hard out there"

brad: "oh I know, if its not a snow day tomorrow im going to be right skunked! I have two assignments due and an ISP and I haven't even started!"

blake: "hahaha, better get down on your knees and start praying then"

by lil trip ya December 23, 2010