verb.- to both skeet and jizz on someone at the same time. This is a miraculously impressive ejaculation that cannot be described with only one of the two words. When combined, this new word skizz takes ejaculation to a whole new length of awesomeness. Also the name of a parrot pillow pet.
Joe: Dude I just skizzed all over Becky and left.
Tom: I really want to skizz on this girl but she won't let me.
Jen: Hey, do you know where my parrot Skizz is?
Tom: I really want to skizz on this girl but she won't let me.
Jen: Hey, do you know where my parrot Skizz is?
by Skizzerizz200 May 18, 2011
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Get the skizz mug.Guy: Ay who's got a fucking skizz?
Guy With Skizz: Yo I gotchu' rite here boi!
Guy: Fok ya, been needin' to skizz all morning.
Guy With Skizz: Yo I gotchu' rite here boi!
Guy: Fok ya, been needin' to skizz all morning.
by skunkslunk February 22, 2017
Get the Skizz mug.verb meaning to become so internally distraught over some expression of political heterodoxy as to be paralyzed beyond simply vibrating with emotional distress
noun meaning an example of the above
noun meaning an example of the above
ME: But Josh was a junior at Brown and was baizuo and so woke he could only skizz as she explained her view to the others.
YOU: Wow! I heard about his skizz at lunch today.
YOU: Wow! I heard about his skizz at lunch today.
by Ceewillee March 23, 2022
Get the skizz mug.When someone says you have good rizz, but your also a skeez at the same time. Basically a whore or slut thats really good at flirting, if you wanted to define it the simple way.
by ReginaGeorge1985 July 16, 2022
Get the Skizz mug.Abréviation de « schizophrène » utilisée par des individus qui sont ignorants face à la schizophrénie et qui croient que ce trouble cognitif et un synonyme de « stupide » et/ou « intoxiqué »
Eille ton ami qui a sniff de la patente dans les toilettes du bar est skizZ en tbnk, il m’a demandé 5 fois si la soeur de mon ami était célibataire
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Eille ton ami qui a sniff de la patente dans les toilettes du bar est skiZz en tbnk, il m'a demandé 5 fois si la soeur de mon ami était célibataire
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