shitternet

Defined by Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance as "weak ass internet"

Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?

I cant post this tweet becuase of the fucking shitternet.

by hired_geeks_tbone April 22, 2009

sprinternet

The mobile internet used on sprint customers phones, know for its slow loading times and overall suckishness.

"Dude why is it taking you forever to do a google search" , " i have sprinternet" " dam that sucks"

by raymaas August 17, 2009

Shitternets

The compound of the words shit and internet wisely put together to express ones anger in how truly bad their internet connection is.

Dave: Hey Paul, are you gonna download the whole first season of LOST online?
Paul: Nope, I can't. My shitternets are just too slow.

by mrmcpowned January 20, 2011

Shiternets

Incredibly shitty internets. Like trying to play an MMORPG over Dial-Up. Yeah, that bad.

Holy fuck, these shiternets suck. My torrent is getting like, 2 kbps. Fuck this. I might as well tether from my iPhone. My FIRST GEN iPhone.

by Stropko June 3, 2010

Shiternet Exploder

Shiternet Exploder is a derogatory term for Internet Explorer which is used to emphasize the rendering engine of IE and the fact that Microsoft does not support web standards because it wants to replace it with something that helps them to take your money.

1) "This browser, Shiternet Exploder, has succeeded in only one thing: it has turned the internet into shit."
2) "This browser exploded my favorite website and it gave me a virus that made my computer explode!"

by jhuni February 21, 2009

Spinnernet1

One of the biggest nerds in the "YWC" (YouTube Wrestling Community). Had the nerve to e-beg for money from his gay ass fanboys to fix his car. He looks and sounds like an overgrown Steve Urkel, and even was caught on Skype talking about how much he hates blacks and Jews when he's black himself. He even stated that he wished he had enough money so he can bleach his skin white, because he felt white on the inside.

Joe: Hey Mike, going to watch the Spinnernet1 video with me?
Mike: No, I don't like e-beggars, I don't like bums, I don't like dorks, and I don't like self-loatheing racists.
Joe: He's the best ever, I gave him 100 dollars for his car
Mike: You sucker
(Mike punches Joe in the face for being a mentally challenged fanboy)

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus September 5, 2012

Piece of Shiternet

An internet connection that is slow enough to cause aggravation for the user.

Me: What a piece of shiternet!
You: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm trying to watch something on my netbook but, the free wi-fi here sucks balls!
You: Oh, I briefly thought you were a mental patient.

by cdgnotparis March 10, 2011