shreddies

shreddies are the best mother fricken cereal in the whole universe. you hungry? shreddies. you depressed? shreddies. you lonely and want to be loved? shreddies.

“hey man what you doing?”
“SHREDDIES”

by ben dover moore su i can cream December 15, 2018

Shreddie Mercury

The offspring of Freddie Mercury and Shrek, and was birthed within a meat shredder. If you wanted to brutally murder someone, you could ask shreddie to sing Pi in the Key of A# at 77bpm until the end of existence.
"This kid is so toxic, play him some shreddie mercury on repeat"
"Ok bro which song?"
"The only one bro"
"I got you man"

*sad nine-year old noises"

"This kid is so toxic, play him some shreddie mercury on repeat"
"Ok bro which song?"
"The only one bro"
"I got you man"

*sad nine-year old noises"

by somefuckerwithafish April 25, 2021

Shreddies

A brand of laxative produced by Nestle

I woke up constipated so I'm going to go eat some Shreddies.

by (void*) August 31, 2021

Shrewded on

To be tricked because of aren't shrewd

I got shrewded on because I was not shrewd enough

by Rizzard of roz February 25, 2023

fight over shreddies

based on the ads for Diamond Shreddies, it means to argue over things that are basically the same.

"Dude, that's a circle,"
"Naw man, it's an oval!"
" Oh, come on stop fighting over shreddies!"

"Is that a husky-terrier, or a husky-poodle?"
"Dude, it's a dog, don't fight over shreddies."

by Halo Foxboy April 30, 2010