shitten

a shit of a kitten, naughty kitten

get out side shitten!!!

by sam March 21, 2005

shitten

To ruin, spoil, sabotage, make annoying or generally increase how shitty something is.

"Wow, that presentation really sucked."
"Yeah, it could have been good, but Mitch wouldn't shut up - he tends to shitten things."

by Eileen Fitzpatrick March 12, 2010

Shittens

Disposible wet wipe mittens.

Hand me the shittens I have to go poop.

by Sallykelso March 19, 2020

shitten

A baby cat in the act of being a little shit.

The little shittens have shredded yet another roll of toilet paper.

by Punch Dagger of Serenity September 27, 2015

Atomic Shitten

A nostril scorching, sphincter shredding cacophony of ropey pan slamming turds.

A bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.

Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.

A heavily sedated Daley Tom lay motionless following his double hip replacement as a consequence of his giddying atomic shitten episode.’

‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and animalistic honeymoon bumming’

by Herbie Dongsporran August 30, 2022

The Great Shittening

The end result of having to drink horrible, horrible gloop as part of bowel preperation for procedures such as colonoscopy (also known as Geting An Anal Probe). You end up spending much of the night shitting so much that one is surprised at just how full of shit you really are, hence The Great Shittening.

Tonight is The Great Shittening. I have to drink that horrid gloop so as to have a clean bowel for my anal probe tomorrow.

by RTM 1963 October 15, 2017

Shitten cone

When you or a sexual partner shit in an ice cream cone more specifically a waffle cone shove the point up your shitty asshole and then eat the cone to the point that you have to suck it out

Sarah is into scat so she asked for a shitten cone

by Iwasamisstake January 28, 2024