Shit Shingles

Dried crusty shit flakes at the top of someone's ass crack who doesn't wash their ass.

Hey Shawn, you can tear off those Shit Shingles now. It's not gonna rain so I don't think your asshole will get wet now.

by Sick MikeyG January 10, 2021

shit shingle

Having anal sex with an unclean ass.
Upon completion, one finds a turd atop his penis. This act is directly responsible for the "Dirty Sanchez".

"Man, that fat bitch I was fuckin got me all shit shingled."

by Sskid January 17, 2005

shit shingled

When fucking an unclean asshole, it is very possible to remove your dick, covered with your partners shit. This problem is best solved by wiping your partner's face with said shit covered member. Resulting in a dirty sanchez.

That fat bitch shit shingled me last night!

by Iva-Bigun September 5, 2005

shit shingle

its when you let out a crap and its in the shape of a rectangle, hard and crusty

i found a shit shingle on my pillow last night

by KC roller biatch March 29, 2004

Shit on a Shingle

Noun: Straight-up garbage.

“hey man you hear the new album? it’s fire”
“nah man that’s shit on a shingle”

by lørd skum February 20, 2019

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

Shit Shave Shingle Pain

The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.

Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'

by carey elizabeth April 19, 2019