shit and run
shit and run by hotsezygirl59949338 January 28, 2020
Shit and Run
When you go into a store that offers their restrooms to paying customers only but you sneak in a deuce and a piss and evacuate the premises immediately before the cashier/manager notices your shit and run.
I stumbled into a convenience store that had a “Customers Only” sign on the bathroom door but I didn’t have a penny to pay but had to make a large deposit so I committed a “shit and run”
Shit and Run by Vic Ferrari May 27, 2020
Shit and Run
The act of entering a public restaurant (typically a fast food chain) only to use the bathroom, and not order any food or drinks.
I had to perform a shit and run at the Arby’s off the highway, since I hadn’t gone since we got on the road.
Shit and Run by DirtSlabber August 14, 2023
shit-and-run
Taking a massive, hellacious dump in someone else's bathroom (especially a stranger/acquaintance), then leaving swiftly and pretending that nothing happened.
Person 1: Hey man, why are you in such a hurry? We just got here ten minutes ago?
Person 2: Get your coat. I just took a massive shit in this dude's bathroom, and I want to get the hell out of here before he finds out it was me.
Person 1: So...shit-and-run?
Person 2: Exactly.
Person 2: Get your coat. I just took a massive shit in this dude's bathroom, and I want to get the hell out of here before he finds out it was me.
Person 1: So...shit-and-run?
Person 2: Exactly.
shit-and-run by Clockwork Lime October 20, 2009
shit-and-run
When someone takes a dump and doesn't flush, leaving the mess for the next unsuspecting bathroom-user to deal with.
shit-and-run by Giant Labbit December 6, 2009
Shit and Run Felony
Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.
Shit and Run Felony by Arakdiel April 28, 2023
A shit and run
A shit and run by zacherzach November 6, 2016
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