Shit Sandwich 

Having to put up with or bear a near intolerable situation

At channel 9 in Sydney:
This conversation was submitted to court in an affidavit by Mark Llewellyn.

Browne said: "We've got big plans for you at the network and Eddie and I think you are one of the real talents at Nine. This is therefore a difficult chat, because there is a shit sandwich you're going to be asked to swallow. We want to cut your pay to $400,000 and we want you to consider taking on one of two new positions."

I said: "That's some shit sandwich

Shit Sandwich by Kelpie67 September 2, 2008

shit sandwich 

1. Expression used for any bad situation or misfortune.
2. Phrase to be used anytime.

1. He ate a shit sandwich for stealing that car.
2. Man, I got the flu bad!
Shit sandwich!

shit sandwich by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

shit sandwich 

The type of sandwich someone just ate who has particularly bad, shit-smelling breath.

Holy crap! Dan's breath smells like he just ate a shit sandwich!

shit sandwich by Percy McDugan May 21, 2004

Shit Sandwich 

Something someone may be said to eat if they were to:
1) fall unmercifully in a painful crash
2) lose miserably at a game or contest
3) fail terribly at an assigned task

1) Holy christ, that guy just ate a shit sandwich!
2) What Bill Buckner did for the Red Sox. Bill ate a shit sandwich.
3) The Repubclican guard feasted on shit sandwiches

Shit Sandwich by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Shit Sandwich 

A nickname used to refer to someone whose teeth are blackened at the gum line with decay.

Holy crap Keith, his mouth looks like he just finished a Shit Sandwich.

Shit Sandwich by Rebeckletits February 1, 2008

shit sandwich 

A desperate, fatally dangerous military combat situation.

There was machine gun fire from the front and flanks and mortars on top of that. We were in a genuine shit sandwich, so we called in arty and air strikes.

shit sandwich by dmj64 August 24, 2014

Shit Sandwich 

Placing toilet paper down before taking a shit to prevent skidmarks on the toilet bowl.

I had to shit at my girlfriend's house and didn't want to leave skidmarks oin her toilet, so I simply laid down some toilet paper to make a shit sandwich.

Shit Sandwich by Al Pow January 15, 2010