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Ninja Shit 

When you take a fast, odorless, silent shit that has almost no residue when wiping.
I had to take a shit at school and it was a Ninja Shit, thank god.
Ninja Shit by Osi777gt March 22, 2021

mall ninja shit 

Crazy ass or stupid knives or weapons that are just ridiculous

A category on Tumblr
Dude that double sided batman knife is some Mall ninja shit

ninja shit 

Its when you take a big solid shit kicking its way out of your ass, the head sticks out of the water and you think (i'm gonna need a plunger to beat this fucker down), thers no need to wipe, and when you fush it disappears in a cloud of brown mist!
The ninja shit almost made me shit my pants, i got it out and went to beat it down with a plunger and the fucker disappeard in a cloud of mist!
ninja shit by ratso August 10, 2012