The Shaquille O'Neal is a sexual maneuver done while receiving a blowjob. When about to climax, the man should proceed to force the woman's head down with such intensity that his penis goes through the roof of her mouth and out the back of her skull. Essentially, 'slam dunking' her head like the object of extracurricular enjoyment that it is.
*Warning, do not actually attempt the Shaquille O'Neal, as it will result in death*
*Warning, do not actually attempt the Shaquille O'Neal, as it will result in death*
Tyrone: Did you hear!?
Jamaal: What ma nigga?
Tyrone: OJ is on trial again. Turns out he murdered another one of his bitches, this time by Shaquille O'Nealing her.
Jamaal: Oh shit! That crazy fucka neva learns!
Jamaal: What ma nigga?
Tyrone: OJ is on trial again. Turns out he murdered another one of his bitches, this time by Shaquille O'Nealing her.
Jamaal: Oh shit! That crazy fucka neva learns!
by cockdriller November 19, 2010

by Kira Bailey May 27, 2022

by Scoobys Doobie July 10, 2019

by Knoxi Boi January 2, 2018

An exclemation of surprise, happiness, frustration, confusion, anger, etc.
Origin: "Dang" meaning "oh, snap!"
"Shaquille" from the tradtionally black male name.
Origin: "Dang" meaning "oh, snap!"
"Shaquille" from the tradtionally black male name.
1.)Dang Shaquille! That door just had a head on collision with my face.
2.) Dick (to Martha)- "Your face is ugly!"
Jane (observer)- "Ooo, Dang Shaquille!"
2.) Dick (to Martha)- "Your face is ugly!"
Jane (observer)- "Ooo, Dang Shaquille!"
by E-rizzle-dizzle February 16, 2008

1)the most overpayed player in the NBA
2)the most over-rated player in the NbA
3)crazy ass 350lb black man.
4)fat-ass clown who always tries to be the "coolest" player in the all-star game, by shooting 3s, dunking off the backboard in a freethrow, skipping down the court, or by putting a camera inside his big ass sneaker.
2)the most over-rated player in the NbA
3)crazy ass 350lb black man.
4)fat-ass clown who always tries to be the "coolest" player in the all-star game, by shooting 3s, dunking off the backboard in a freethrow, skipping down the court, or by putting a camera inside his big ass sneaker.
Coach: Hey you! u better practice those freethrows or u will grow up to be shaquille o'neal!
kid: nooooooooooooooooo....*pratices his free throws for 7 weeks without eating, sleeping or goin to the bathroom*
kid: nooooooooooooooooo....*pratices his free throws for 7 weeks without eating, sleeping or goin to the bathroom*
by the next t-mac July 28, 2008

by courtney December 1, 2004
