Sheriff John Bunnell

A man with a plan, and everyhting he says.....GOES! He is featured on many FOX police chase shows and struts his stuff. Walking through a minefield without fail. Walking through a tornado and his hair is still perfectly shaped! He is everywhere at every time, and ready to piss you off, or save your life!

So get ready, this is going to be a FAST ride!

"This bohemian bovine bastard skyrockets down the highway at triple digit speeds, but that's no match for the police officers 320 HORSES!"

by D. Hunter March 18, 2005

Sheriff of Twattingham

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.

Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham

by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010

sheriff of rusty bullet hole county

A very big gay lord

You are such a bender, you are the sheriff of rusty bullet hole county

by urban insults June 9, 2011

Sheriff's Star

Another term for one's asshole

Getting ready to give Adam a good long rimjob, Steven quickly discovered Adam's sheriff's star was still dirty from his last dump. Steve then told Adam to take a hot shower and scrub hard

by pepperpiper March 3, 2016

Sheriff of Nothingham

A mall cop. Other rent-a-cop like security person. Usually armed with a walkie-talkies and pot bellies. Preferred transportation is a Segway.

We was at the mall breakin Joey's balls in the food court and the Sheriff of Nothingham says I gotta be quiet.

by Deli Llama November 22, 2011

Sheriff John Bunnell

The host of the Fox Network television show 'The World's Wildest Police Videos'. Known for his level of hyperbole in his descriptions of the on-screen action.

see the show for an example

by fixman88 August 16, 2004

Sheriff Chex

A person that is easily offended when called "gay" and try's hard to be good at something they are not.

"Hey sheriff chex"
"don't call me that i got a girlfriend"

by behay September 4, 2020