southampton syndrome

having to spend a long time with relatives, usually on holiday, that leave no time for musturbation.

after spending a week in Southampton with his mum Andrew developed Southampton syndrome.

by chocolate vs cheese August 26, 2009

Southampton

A commercial port on the south coast of England where the world's largest passenger cruise liners don't dock but wait out in the clearer waters off Portsmouth.

scum Southampton

by PT_P November 18, 2009

Southampton

I was born in Southampton and lived around the southside all my life and I feel all hoods around the south like Lymington New Milton Ringwood Lyndhurst Sway etc owe Southampton

just go to southampton blacks whites !!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Last Motherfuker Breathing May 13, 2005

southampton red rum

A brainstorming cocktail involving a large port, vodka, rum and horseradish sauce..

"Lady Phillipa, who was herself well irrigated with horizontal lubricant, gave him a boozy wink"

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 29, 2003

southampton schools new jersey

southampton is a place where either the teachers are too old and forget to teach or where theyre too young and dont know how to teach. the kids are a bunch of hard asses that think theyre cool. all of the sports teams suck. there hasnt been one decent team since 1998. they dont even have a baseball or a wrestling team. no body has parties. EVER!! its the most boring school to go to. black to white ratio--- 3:126

boys basketball: 2-16
girls basketball: 0-18

person 1:im so bored im going to kill myself.
person 2: what are you at southampton schools new jersey or something.

by rackem willie April 24, 2009

Southampton

The big pile of shit next to Portsmouth on the UK map...

man 1: "aww man i have to go to Southampton tomorrow for work"
man 2: "hahaha unlucky mate that place is a shithole"

by Benjisan May 20, 2011

Southampton

Southampton is a well-known city on Long Island, New York. It is mostly known as a place for rich, middle-aged assholes to retire and continue their bloodline. Offspring of these individuals continue to infect the people around them with their pompous attitudes and rude behavior. For unknown reasons, the small village seems to be infested with people from New York City on the weekends. These weekenders are often perceived as exponentially ruder than the Southamptonites. There also exists a Native American reservation in the Town of Southampton. The individuals who reside there are of Shinnecock Indian descent and are often referred to as Moniggs, short for "Mo' nigga than Indian."

"Do you wanna hang out tomorrow?"
"Fuck, nah, I have to go to Southampton."
"Do you want me to shoot you now or later?"

by bananahead120 May 4, 2009