middle school dance

when girls put on tight booty shorts and slutty tank tops just to stand around for an hour and then when the dancing actually starts to go and try to get any random douche bag to grind them.
Jane: I'm soooo excited for the middle school dance tonight!! I hope a hotty grinds me. What are you wearing?
Lulu: Booty shorts and a sugarlip!!! I love being a slut! I hope the guy i grind gets a boner - i love that.
by sirgrindalot July 8, 2011
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Middle School Dance

A get-together where preppy little boys and girls try to fufill their sexual urges by freaking and grinding to music.
"I really want to go to the next middle school dance." Said Beatrice.
by mmmbop February 9, 2005
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high school dancing

when girls give their dance partners a hand job with their ass cheeks.
dude, i got some mad blue-balls from all that high school dancing.
by shamtothewizow March 31, 2009
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private school dance

a school dance where white privileged private school kids scream the n word while listening to da baby
yeah that concert was like a private school dance
by bill.clintons.big.toe October 7, 2019
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The school dance effect

When you get more likes on a Instagram post because everyone attended the event that your picture was taken at
Abby got more likes than usual on her insta from prom because of the school dance effect
by My uhhh October 2, 2016
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School Dance Incident

What it's called when something happens at an, especially middle school, school dance because of the horny gremlins being horny.
by Dangan_fox November 27, 2021
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8th grade girls who think they're sexy strippers grinding up on those 6th grade "pimps". the seventh graders that think they are the 8th grade hoes, and proceed to basically "get it on" with their push up bras. And the sixth graders, who where Jean shorts and see through tank tops in the middle of winter, and "drop it low."
"did you see Katy, she's acting all skanky!"
"nothing compared to Daniella over there, what a middle school dance whore!"
by CZM&ACD217 February 10, 2010
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