santa's reindeer 

A flying furred animal that is fucking magical. Don't question their existence.

Dale: Santa's Reindeer is best shipped with my little pony characters.
Sane person: Dude what the actual fuck

santa's reindeer by Pirating chunks of ice December 8, 2016

santa's belly

When santa eats to many ginger bread cookies, he should really go on a diet AND GET RIPPED!!!!!!

Man you should go on a diet or your gonna have santa's belly so get out there and GET RIPPED.

santa's belly by Trashing stardust May 5, 2017

Santa's Lil' Helper

A modified Wobbly H. A sexual position which includes, but does not limit it to 2 males and 1 female. The female sits on the first males lap and begins to ride him from a sitting doggystyle position. The 2nd male then walks up to the girl who is riding the first male inserts his cock in her mouth. Thus, man 1 being Santa, and male 2 being his helper. (She must have been a naughty girl).

"Oh yeah, she definately needs to experience Santa's Lil' Helper."

Santa's Lil' Helper by Ryan January 20, 2004

santa's salt 

another term for cocaine

"Poor young lad, should've never snorted santa's salt."

Timothy: ooooOOOOOHHH MY GOOOODDD
Barbara: Tim, what's wrong?
Timothy: YEAAAAAAAHHHH
Barbara: Why are you sprinting?
Timothy: MMMMMMMM WAAAHHHHH...feels gooood...BA

santa's salt by Big Manu January 22, 2008

santa's gooch 

The period of time between Christmas Day and New Year's Day

'I've booked the whole of Santa's Gooch off work. I'm going to put Baileys in my cereal!'

santa's gooch by |\|()()|3 sp33|< December 5, 2016

Santa's special sack 

This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is tipically done at christmas because he can blame santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.

Grandad/old man walks into room and starts a
wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am i so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas"

Santa's special sack by John Is Twat December 2, 2020

Santa's special sack 

This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is typically done at Christmas because he can blame Santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.

Grandad/old man walks into room and starts

wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up, you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am I so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas"

Santa's special sack by John Is Twat December 2, 2020