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Samsung Galaxy 

There are two definitions of Samsung Galaxy.
1: An extremely dangerous, weapons-grade explosive that was invented in South Korea.
2: A Smartphone
Policeman 1: There number of arms dealing rings skyrocketed after that South Korean explosive came onto the market.
Policeman 2: Don't worry, those aren't arms dealers. They're just electronics stores selling the new Samsung Galaxy.

Samsung Galaxy A11 

The worst smartphone ever. Brains of a 3 year old mid-ranger when it was released, slow as FUCK, and some carriers like T-Mobile failing to deliver Android 11 or Android 12, probably for the better.
Kid 1: I have an iPhone 13!
Kid 2: Cool! I have a Samsung Galaxy A11.
Kid 1: Eww, an el-cheapo phone that I saw being sold at Wally World for under 100 bucks? Gross!

Samsung Galaxy A3 2016 

A great Samsung Phone that has a 4.7 inch display. It is a recreation of the Samsung Galaxy A3 2015. All the A3s were made 1 month before the year that their name said. It was not popular at the time because it came out near the time of the Samsung Galaxy S6, and everyone bought the S6 instead of the A3 2016 because it looked better and was more powerful.
"This Samsung Galaxy A3 2016 is a great phone!" Exclaimed Kristian.

Samsung galaxy 

Samsung galaxy = Boeing and iPhone = Airbus

Samsung galexy note 7 

samsung's fuck up of a phone, that when you charge it it becomes the equivalent of a bomb.
person 1:"hey, I just got a Samsung galexy note 7."

person 2:"so you bought a bomb that can call and text?"

person 1:" and play games."