The sexual act of a male ejaculating on a females stomach, then drawing random symbols as fast as he can before the sperm dries up.
Man#1: Dude, I just pulled out of her and blew all over her stomach.
Man#2: Did you Sam Witwicky her?
Man#1: You know it!
Man#2: Did you Sam Witwicky her?
Man#1: You know it!
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Crazy, cannibal, extreme lack of restraint or control, not tamed or domesticated or cultivated, godforsaken, rampant,
by I'm Stephanie April 15, 2010
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1. When someone refuses to pay you for a service or job you have performed.
2. When someone tries not to pay you money that is owed to you.
1. When someone refuses to pay you for a service or job you have performed.
2. When someone tries not to pay you money that is owed to you.
1. My boss totally sam-waltoned me last night. He tried to clock me out before I left work.
2. Hey man you said if I helped you move you would give me ten bucks, don't sam-walton me.
2. Hey man you said if I helped you move you would give me ten bucks, don't sam-walton me.
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Get the Sam Wild mug.A Sam Williams is a man who falls in love with not women but the large cities they live in. He can be spotted during the hours of 5am and 6 am waking up in a sweater vest and khakis, not to mention the loafers awaiting his arrival at the foot of his bed.
Usually wears a suit regardless of the occassion and typically boasts about his recent discoveries of how to tie a bow-tie.
His infatuations with DZ girls only comes second to his love of number crunching and excel spreadsheets.
If looking to find a Sam Williams one only needs to listen for the sound of teeth brushing or gospel choir music radiating through the halls of a college dormitory.
Contrary to popular belief it is the Sam Williams' of the world that created the Dow Jones Industrial Average as well as invented the internet and currently write forbes magazine.
Usually wears a suit regardless of the occassion and typically boasts about his recent discoveries of how to tie a bow-tie.
His infatuations with DZ girls only comes second to his love of number crunching and excel spreadsheets.
If looking to find a Sam Williams one only needs to listen for the sound of teeth brushing or gospel choir music radiating through the halls of a college dormitory.
Contrary to popular belief it is the Sam Williams' of the world that created the Dow Jones Industrial Average as well as invented the internet and currently write forbes magazine.
"Dude you won your college's American Idol competition? You're such a Sam Williams!"
"After being arrested for the 4th time my dad asked, Why Can't you be more of a Sam Williams!?"
"You were in JoS A. Banks for how long!? What a Sam Williams"
"You got jacked by a 10 year old!? What a Sam Williams"
Love u Sam
"After being arrested for the 4th time my dad asked, Why Can't you be more of a Sam Williams!?"
"You were in JoS A. Banks for how long!? What a Sam Williams"
"You got jacked by a 10 year old!? What a Sam Williams"
Love u Sam
by Happy Bastard Santa November 30, 2009
Get the Sam Williams mug.A word used to describe an infinite amount of awesomeness. Usually used after someone has been blinded or killed by pure awesomeness. Can also be a verb
Person 1: OW MY EYES OW! YOU PULLED A SAM WEE ON ME! I CAN'T SEE ARGH!
Person 2: Looks like I'm just too Sam Wee for you!
Person 2: Looks like I'm just too Sam Wee for you!
by awesome apples September 19, 2009
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