Describes the dangerous and mysterious line that connects Tampa, FL - Miami, FL and San Juan, Puerto Rico. The spear also creates the bottom side of The Bermuda Triangle (aka The Devil's Triangle). For decades the Salazarian Spear has notoriously been associated with the vanishing of wildlife animals such as the baby hippo, the baby rhino, the starfish, whale sharks and fuzzy sand dollars. Much like the stories of the Bermuda Triangle, popular culture has attributed these disappearances to the paranormal or activity by extraterrestrial beings. But further field studies have shown that the Salazarian Spear is strikingly similar to the migrational patterns of the Box Shark. Recent evidence has shown that schools of Box Sharks have been seen following drifting lettuce as far south as the Caribbean Islands, thus supporting the strange connection to the Box Shark and the Salazarian Spear.
Hey Fausto.. Ernesto, did you guys see today's front page headline?! "Flight 305 from Tampa to San Juan, Disappears Carrying Local Cheerleading Team. Scientist Blame The Salazarian Spear."
by Jungle Junky January 13, 2011
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Invented by the renowned social architect John Colasante, author of the Colasante Protocol (also on Urbandictionary.com), the Colasante Salutation (aka Okbye) is a way of expeditiously ending any call. as such it's a perfect bookend to the Colasante Protocol, which is about starting a call. This has especially become important since the pandemic, where it seems nobody seems to know how to say goodbye without dragging it out anymore.
The Colasante Salutation is quite simple: as soon as the conversation runs out of steam, you immediately say "Okbye", your partner reciprocates, and you both immediately hang up.
The Colasante Salutation is quite simple: as soon as the conversation runs out of steam, you immediately say "Okbye", your partner reciprocates, and you both immediately hang up.
Pre-Colasante Salutation:
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Well I guess I should get back to work | the kids | whatever
A: Yeah, I've got a ton of stuff to do too....
B: Alright, I guess I'll see you soon then
A: Yeah, it was nice catching up
B: Yes it was. Well... talk to you later.
A: Sure, see you soon.
B: Ok, uh, bye
A: bye
A + B: >click<
Post-Colasante Salutation
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Okbye
A: OKbye
A + B: >click<
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Well I guess I should get back to work | the kids | whatever
A: Yeah, I've got a ton of stuff to do too....
B: Alright, I guess I'll see you soon then
A: Yeah, it was nice catching up
B: Yes it was. Well... talk to you later.
A: Sure, see you soon.
B: Ok, uh, bye
A: bye
A + B: >click<
Post-Colasante Salutation
A: ...well that's interesting.
B: ...
A: ...
B: Okbye
A: OKbye
A + B: >click<
by Die Fledermaus September 26, 2022
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Guy wearing American Apparel sweater - "Nice sweater"
Responsive Fellow (wearing same sweater) - "Why thank you- Oh my it appears we both have the same sweater! What a jubilant cooinkydink! Similar Style Salutations to your choice of garment too!"
Responsive Fellow (wearing same sweater) - "Why thank you- Oh my it appears we both have the same sweater! What a jubilant cooinkydink! Similar Style Salutations to your choice of garment too!"
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