Storming the Castle

Having forceful (yet consensual)relations with another.

He stormed my castle all night, and it was so good, I'm not walking right tomorrow!
She gave me the green light, I'll be storming the castle tonight...

by StefaniaDarling June 23, 2015

Storming The Trenches

Slang for sliding your penis in between a pair of big breasts, IE: titty-fucking. Usually said between friends when a woman with very visible cleavage is within sight.

Jon: So, how did your date with Jill go last night?

Zach: Perfect. We had some nice dinner, then we back to my place and I tit-fucked her until she passed out. I got so into storming the trenches, I had Nam flashbacks.

by Claudio D. October 24, 2012

storming the teepee

pursuing a sexual relationship with a person self-identifying as native American, aboriginal or indigenous

Last night, after a few hits of firewater I was storming the teepee.

by FoxDeltaPop July 22, 2012

storming norman

A person who is known by the name of "Norman" and often kicks up some form of a storm.

There's that cunt Storming Norman, he's kicking up a storm already.

by SuckMyPlums December 18, 2014

Storming Rohrman

When an Asian-white kid hits it from the back

"John Cho just hit Alexis with a Storming Rohrman"

by EH40 April 22, 2015

Storming the Crapitol

It’s just another normal peaceful bone sesh. However, something suddenly ticks you off and you get a raging boner. Now you’re mad, and you decide to go somewhere you shouldn’t (her buns). You have just stormed the crapitol, and jizztory will never be the same.

Big Easy: Yo bro, do you wanna hit the bowling alley? I’d really love to roll some balls with you tonight.

Tyrant: Can’t brother, I’m on house arrest all week.

Big Easy: What you do this time?..

Tyrant: I was with this tinder sloor and I got caught storming the Crapitol. Thought I was hot shit and could just bust down her barricade, but apparently that’s a federal crime.

Big Easy: I didn’t know that’s what that was called.. my wife better not read this because I’d be on house arrest the rest of my life.

Tyrant: We are some bad MFs... cheers bro!

by Stoney69 January 9, 2021

have fun storming the castle

A.) A quote by Miracle Max in one of the greatest movies of the eighties, The Princess Bride.

B.) An awesome song by an awesome band (Bayside), off the album Shudder.

C.) Good luck with that; sarcastic optimism in a hopeless situation.

A.)
Miracle Max: "Have fun storming the castle!"
Valerie (his wife): "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle."

B.)
"Wicked are the ones who dare to think outside the box!"

C.)
Person 1: "I gotta go to work."
Person 2: "Have fun storming the castle."

by hootertooter11 April 15, 2009