Smacking the jauga

A slang term for masturbating while in your sleep or when extremely tired. It is natural and done without thinking. A jauga is a large, usually circumcised penis.

Man, last night my mom walked in on me while I was smacking the jauga! I didn't even know I was doing it!

by OG Squad Defines November 21, 2016

smacking the rhythm

-Tapping the hand to the beat
-Sex

Me: smacking the rhythm to Africa by to to
Friend: shut up

by BiggityB February 9, 2018

Smacking your titties

Female version of busting your balls; Making fun of a female; messing around with a chick; teasing a girl;

Raiza don't take the joke so seriously, I was just smacking your titties.

by Snapping_turtle August 10, 2019

Smacking log

Another way to say "masturbation".

Izik walked in on Tanner smacking log at 7 am.

by Big Coxie March 8, 2023

Smacking Pee Pees

v. A phrase made popular by Marine Staff Non Commissioned Officers meaning punishment is forthcoming for unsatisfactory behavior. Also known as having your dick slapped.

Fifth platoon is so jacked up that the only way to fix them is to bull rush them and begin smacking pee pees.

by Irondevil August 19, 2008

smacking the curtains

A younger man screwing and older woman really hard

My friend is into milfs, he likes smacking the curtains

by GrranDadd June 28, 2021

smacking pee-pees

A term used in the Marine Corps that occurs when someone is usually in a lot of trouble. Sometimes, the person isn't even in much of a shit sandwich, but gets harshly corrected for a small mistake, usually in front of many others. Simply put, punishing someone.

Hey Lieutenant Smith, did you see Lieutenant Schmuckatelli getting his pee-pee slapped by the Captain? Yeah, he is constantly smacking pee-pees.

I swear, if I see one more Marine wearing the uniform improperly, I'm gonna start smacking pee-pees.

by rchristopherc August 21, 2008