Sebastian

Sebastian kicks Chuck Norris' ass blindfolded with both hands and feet tied behind his back
Sebastian doesn't blink, the world turns dark

Sebastian gave birth to Adam and Eve

Sebastian gave birth to Chuck Norris. Yes he is his father.

Sebastian only masturbates to pictures of Sebastian

Sebastian does not drink, he chugs

Sebastian does not walk, he charges

Sebastian's breath controls global warming
by Seb12345 July 23, 2009
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sebastianic

adj. describing that which is most refined, magnificent, and appealing. Often refers to an ideal that many strive to achieve, but likely never will. An unparalleled perfection.
Girl: Mom, I met the most amazing person. He's a drop-dead gorgeous rocket scientist with a beautiful soul and a great sense of humor. He just might be absolutely perfect.

Mom: There's no such thing as perfect. There's got to be a catch.

Girl: Hmm, but what if he were born with Sebastianic traits?

Mom: If so, you'd be the luckiest girl alive!
by mmGT April 06, 2011
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sebastian

1. That one red crab in The Little Mermaid
2. The Phantomhive butler in Kuroshitsuji(black butler) He is very popular among fangirls.
1. Sebastian, is the most pimp crab ever.
2. Sebastian Michaelis is one hell of a butler.
by one hell of a fangirl December 25, 2011
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sebastian

The kindest and coolest person you will ever know. Known to be loved by all. known for strength and courage.

The real definition of Sebastian is
"venerable" (a translation of Latin Augustus, the title of the Roman emperors)
"to worship, revere"

A GOD!!
"He is such a Sebastian"

"typical nice Sebastian"
by aaaaaaahhhhhh March 11, 2009
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Sebastian

Anyone with this named is considered gorgeous. Like Greek God gorgeous. Hotter then the sun. Blessed by the Abercombie Gods. If you have this name, never buy a stove, you can just cook everything on yourself. Seriously. Your that hott. If you don't know a Sebastian Grimberg, that sucks. You have not lived. Look at him, then look at Taylor Lautner. Taylor Lautner doesn't seem so hott now, does he? No. He does not. If this is your name, you probably don't look very good in pictures. Not that thats a bad thing (well it sucks for the ton of facebook stalkers you have) The reason you are not a very good picture taker is your just too gorgeous to capture it all on camera. Which sucks some major *butt. Seriously. Well for your stalkers it does. And yes, you do have facebook stalkers. (Update your Security Boy!) Seriously... Well actually don't. No. Your stalkers will be mad. We gotta get our daily dose of Sebastian! :)
Ex 1:
Olivia: Look! Its the sun! I didn't know it could come out at night!

Cassie: Oh my god, it is! Its hotter then usual!
Olivia: I know! How strange!
Jessica: Thats not the sun! THATS SEBASTIAN!
Ex 2:
Sara: Ava, My stove broike & I can't bake my cookies!
Avery: Oh thats okay, just bake them on Sebastian.
by Sebastian Stalker May 29, 2011
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sebastian

a very sexy person who has the face of an angel and a body of gold.
the perfect name for you is, Sebastian.
by kylaaaaaaaa July 01, 2009
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Sebastian

Two words, HUGE PENIS, sebastian can give you the time off your life, you just need to ask
by mr. littlepants January 14, 2018
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