scuba diver

A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.

The girl was pissed when she found out what her boyfriends scuba diving lessons entailed.

by jasom February 12, 2004

scuba diver

scuba diver
Someone who regularly uses marijuana. Calling someone a scuba diver implies that they are fully aware of and practice stoner etiquette. Scuba divers breath Oxygen while diving deep beneath the waves to frolic amungst the coral reefer.
Synonem: Pro Stoner.

Hary's dad is a scuba diver.
"Yea, we are lecenced scuba divers. Would you like to acompany us on a dive?"

by layout420 June 11, 2007

Scuba diver pussy

When a woman's genitalia has been submerged underwater for so long it becomes shrivelled

John - did you fuck Leila bro

Tom - nah I was about to but as I was boutta dive in she had that scuba diver pussy I was like hell na

John- damn bro lucky escape

by Trolling ass bitch December 13, 2020

Alabama Scuba Diver

When you see someone in the community pool and shit a log directly down their snorkel

This kid at the pool splashed water on me, so I hit him with the Alabama Scuba Diver

by Thunderbugg May 28, 2021

Muddy scuba diver

When a girl sucks your balls from behind with her nose in your ass which resembles snorkel

After her last diving lesson my girlfriend decided she wanted to take on the infamous muddy scuba diver

by Slim068724 February 15, 2010

Brazilian Scuba Diver

A Brazilian is a shaved female sex. Totally shaven, or sometimes leaving a thin line of hair up each labial lip, to give a good bikini line.

A Brazilian Scuba Diver is anyone that likes to practice oral sex with a female that has a Brazilian cut. Someone who relishes the thought of sexual activity involving a shaved, or otherwise hairless, vagina.

Man, with a bikini line like that she must be going out with a Brazilian Scuba Diver.

Man when I see a piece of Brazilian coastline like hers I gotta big urge to ask her up front if she wants me to dive in and explore her depths

by Fanny Wazzocks Cookbook October 19, 2007

robs scuba diver

cumming in a girl mouth while she deep throtes while simultaneously pinching her nose close

hey baby you ready for a robs scuba diver

by J.R.V January 11, 2012