S.W.O.K

Single With Out Kids. Used to remind family, friends, and co-workers with children that they cannot afford the nice 75" inch TV, trip to Spain, or other frivolous expenditures due to their need to prioritize differently than the single person.

"You bought a bigger TV? What's wrong with the old one?"
"Nothing, it's a benefit of being S.W.O.K."

by ZaGriz September 5, 2019

W.O.S.

Acronym for Waste Of Sperm. A worthless and generally useless individual. Someone who is a waste of genetic material.

That useless punk is a W.O.S.

by Mikster August 22, 2006

o.w.s

Only With Sex...
commonly used on msn..

"hey aaron can i come over and study?"

"sure thing alex ... o.w.s....;)"

by jesus's jesus January 26, 2010

p.d.b.i.l.w.s.o.e.

Please don't be in love with someone else. Quoting the queen Taylor Swift. For that feeling when you're starting to feel someone drift.

person A: Hey man what does your status mean?
person B: Oh it's just quoting Taylor. p.d.b.i.l.w.s.o.e. please don't. be in Leo with someone else

by finnlikessharks November 24, 2021

S w o o n

S w o o n is when you fall for someone.

Clay, one day i will s w o o n you.

by Daddy.aka.hailey March 4, 2018

I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.

Iis - wom - burp

If. She. Was. Sitting. On. My. Bed. Rubbing. Her. Pussy.

Guy #1: "Dude would you bone that chick?
Guy #2: "If she was sitting on my bed rubbing her pussy, then yes"

Guy# 1:"Yo Look at that girl... I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.?"
Guy# 2: (nodding his head) "iswsombrhp."

by Mrdoumass May 25, 2009

B.O.W.S

B.O.W.S is commonly found in the young male. Its scientific name is Black ops withdraw symptoms. Hence the abbreviation B.O.W.S. Usually it takes many days to recover from this death ridden disease. It can be caught by playing Call of Duty Black Ops too long. If you are unfortunate enough to catch this disease then isolate your self, don't even speak to anyone just sit there in your scummy room and play it!

B.O.W.S chavs

by The Bukkake Beast June 22, 2011