Falcar's Rule of Thumb

This is the Rule of Thumb invented on the VN Guineve DAOC message board.

Falcar's Rule States: You may date any age person ranging between 18 to Minus 5 years your Mother/Fathers age.

Bob: I like this chick, should I date her? She is a bit older than me. I mean, like in Cougar territory.

John: Well.. Falcar's Rule of Thumb man..

Bob: She is 6 years younger than my Mom, and I am 22.

John: You are Golden man.. Tag it.

by VN Person December 4, 2009

emperor palpatine's rule

"thall who shall not act gay with the boys shall be labeled as the homosexual" -Loyal 2020

Bro. Its not gay. Its just following emperor palpatine's rule.

by marlozeek October 15, 2020

Rule 34-S

A clarification of Rule 34:
"Rule 34 is absolute, but not absolutely specific."

(Several other people have mentioned this principle, but I felt it deserved its own sub-rule.)

In other words, is there porn of Disney characters? Ohhh, yes. Is there porn of characters from a particular Disney movie? Probably. Is there porn of this character from this movie performing this act with that character from that movie? Probably not - but you never know.

Me: "Has anyone done porn of Maximus and Sven getting it on?"
You: "No way - much too specific. Rule 34-S applies."
Me: "OMG, I just found some!"

by Egtverchi August 8, 2016

murphy's rule

Murphy's rule states that if one orders a mixed drink in a bar, and the remaining liquor in a bottle that is being used is exhausted in the creation of said drink, the drink is then free

That bartender just finished that liquor bottle when making that dude his drink, i guess by Murphy's rule its free.

by Longrod Von Hugendong July 30, 2007

Gentlemen's Rule

The act of making each cup touch in the game of beer pong. May also be used to relocate the last cup to the edge of the table. Depending on house rules, you may have limited or unlimited amounts of "gentlemen's."

Guy 1: Look at those fucking cups! What kind of drunk-ass whore set up those cups? You cocksuckers better gentlemen's rule that shit.
Guy 2: Sorry man. I've already had a couple tonight.

by PlatinumSpade January 24, 2011

Mahoney’s rule

When someone starts saying something they have to finish it.

Sarah: Guys, did you know- nevermind
Joey: MAHONEY’S RULE

Sarah: uhg fine, did you know Stacy is pregnant!

by Rachel Hoover October 20, 2019

Denny's Rule

The rule stating "when a meal decision takes more than ten minutes, you go to Denny's."

"Dude, we can't agree on anything. We're just gonna go with the Denny's Rule."

by Tony Bagels January 11, 2010