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Rubbernecking

Idiots who slow down to gawk or stare at minor traffic accidents, pulled over drivers, or people with car trouble on the highway or roads. Rubbernecking causes traffic jams and more accidents due to drivers distracting themselves from the road.
The traffic jam was caused by rubbernecking.
by JoMo77 June 29, 2011
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Cyber Rubbernecker

Someone who likes to check out the comments section underneath online articles while aware of the absurdity and ignorance he/she will encounter.
"I just read an article about politics, and being the CYBER RUBBERNECKER that I am, went straight for the comments section. I was not disappointed."
by Nelinel78 December 29, 2013
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rubber dick

Unable to reach an erection. Due to prolonged drug abuse. See 'Billy Willy'
Yo! That's some serious shit man!!! It's given me the Rubber Dick!!!
by Sevenstrokesofthemonkey July 20, 2003
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Rubbernecking

To look at another womens breasts or ass while in marriage.
When my wife was at work i went rubbernecking at the beach.
by Minegal008 May 28, 2014
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rubberneck

someone slowing traffic down because they are too busy looking at something/someone
"whats slowed the traffic down?"..."that guy up ahead is too busy rubbernecking!"
by pummelweed February 2, 2010
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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