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roman soldier helmet 

The act of placing you ballsack on someone's eyes, and then laying your hose down their nose.
When my wife woke up this morning, she had a hard time seeing because i fitted her for a roman soldier helmet.
roman soldier helmet by yambag021 January 15, 2008

roman battle helmet 

Here's a tricky maneuver that even Russell Crowe might have some difficulty with. While sitting on your partner's forehead, place your balls over her eyes and your dick over her nose. Giving the appearance of a Roman battle helmet. Then exclaim "Am I not merciful?!" Also known as Arabian Goggles.
Last night, after watching Gladiator, Cyndi wanted to slide on my roman battle helmet.

Roman meat helmet 

The act of placing one's balls over the eye sockets, and letting the penis fall down over the victims nose. The desired effect gives the appearance of an old roman warrior helmet.
He was really pissing me off last night so when he passed out I layed down a roman meat helmet upon him.
Roman meat helmet by Waltstar November 18, 2007

Roman war helmet 

when the male places his balls on the female's forehead, then lays his penis downward so the head is past the tip of her nose.
that chick was passed out last night and i gave her the ol' Roman was helmet.
Roman war helmet by tony January 26, 2004

Roman War Helmet with Battle Damage 

Variation of Roman War Helmet, but with enough force to cause a black eye and bloody nose.
When i gave her the roman war helmet with battle damage, she got two black eyes and a bloody nose.

roman warrior helmet 

Invovles placing one's testicles over the partners eyes while placing the penis over the bridge of the nose. Similar to arabian eye goggles.
My girlfriend loves my roman warrior helmet.
roman warrior helmet by Josh January 4, 2004