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Dirty Roman Empire

When your girl sits on your dick while another man is liking your balls then your girl yells la chancla. So then you sniff her ass.
My girl and my friend did a Dirty Roman Empire
by Cat Davis September 2, 2021
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A movement that seeks to reconstitute or reform the Roman empire both in teratorial extent and type of government either by bring the nations of Europe together or conquest. And then to extend it over the rest of the world till it becomes a world government.
He's in the Roman Empire reconstitution movement.
by Judge dredd7 August 3, 2011
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Roman Empire

An idea first emerging online that is used to emphasize someone's interest in a topic. It is not associated with the actual Roman Empire besides its origins, and more means "...is something I'm interested in".

This originated from the idea that many men often wonder about the history of the Roman Empire, and women online wondered if they had their own equivalent to the men's "Roman Empire". While originating from women, it's gender non-specific.

This can be used in a sentence similar to phrases like "magnum opus".
"The relationship between Vada and Thomas in "My Girl" is my Roman Empire!"

"The Roman Empire is my Roman Empire."
by beefy beef April 15, 2025
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Roman Empire

Roman Empire is the definitive homeland of Caucasian civilization; stretches from Morocco to Bangladesh.

Produces people who are 100% reliant on Caucasian privelege and who will fail (because of their own long-standing reliance on Caucasian privelege) the second people stop respecting Caucasian Provelege.

Even though Russians/Asians wrote pretty good content starring Caucasians (both presented as fact/history and presented as fiction), Neanderthals themselves would rather swing around jungles in Brazil, pretending to be from uncontacted tribes and wearing feathered hairdresses.

Puts a whole new meaning to, "Muhammad used his Daddy's billions to get his hands on military grade equipment to kill other Caucasians for no reason and destroy the Roman ruins in his country, then decided to go run away".

Caucasians go the Aladdin route, complete with bizarre clothing, bizarre costumes and an autistic fake attempt to make themselves "ethnic".

India and Free Palestine are like that autistic cartoon about mice pretending to be ethnic, complete with autistic accents and speech impediments.
Roman Empire is proof that only good Caucasians are those with Asian authors. Neanderthals themselves have such severe autism.
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The Roman Empire Roast Game

The fact that Roman families literally ate their own children as their "Saturnalia Feasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in the titular god of agriculture, Saturn.

This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.

Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
Citizens of Rome, hear me now! Just as those distant peoples—whom we shall name "Americans"—will, in the fullness of time, some two thousand five hundred years hence, engage in such folly, so too do we, the sons and daughters of this great Empire, partake in mirth and jest. Yet, what they will one day call their own, we have already named and perfected. Behold, it is called *Ludus Imperii Romani*—The Roman Empire Roast Game!

In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
by The Gallagher April 7, 2025
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Roman Empire

Something that is so affiliated with something else one cannot imagine the first thing with out the second.

For example, Mickey Mouse is constantly referenced with or by his ears. One cannot imagine Mickey Mouse without his ears. The ears are Mickey's roman empire.
"Sharkboy and Lavagirl are each other's Roman Empire. Just like Mickey Mouse with the ears."
by Literary_Artist October 31, 2023
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