Riding The Bull

The Cause Of You Divorce

OMG I Was Riding The Bull I Dont Think This Relation Will Last Will Last

by EPIC TURBAN March 30, 2009

riding the bull

While in the midst of engaging in some sweet sex doggy style, the man whispers in the womans ear "damn, baby your shit stinks" and then procedes to see how long he can keep having sex with her before she kicks his ass.

I rode the bull for 8 seconds before she could buck me off.

by Leaping Gnome February 12, 2004

About to ride the bull

PMS.

i.e., when a bull sees red, it gets angry.

Me: How was your day, baby?
My girlfriend: Shut up. I'm sorry. I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I don't know. I want ice cream.
Me: Whoa, I guess you're about to ride the bull, huh?

by Brown.Town April 22, 2010

riding the mechanical bull

What Gerard Way did to get on the cover of Spin magazine. Once mentioned in an interview.

Friend 1: “What did Gerard Way do you get on the cover of Spin Magazine?”
Friend 2: “He rode the mechanical bull, he mentioned in an interview how he was very good at riding the mechanical bull”
Friend 1: “Oh That’s cool!”

by frankierosguitar_ September 12, 2020

Riding the rodeo bull

It's a radical doggy style. The principle is the same, but requires a long hair dame. You ride her and when she's really close scream you got AIDS! She'll be kicking and jumping just like a rodeo bull.

She: Ho, baby i'm cumming!!!!!Ho my god...
You: sorry babe...i got AIDS!
She: you fu**ing bastard, get out...let me go...(Kicks and Jumps...)
you: yeah! i'm Riding the rodeo bull !!!

by Majestade February 15, 2008

Riding the bull

You have your parter (ideally a female with long hair) on the doggy style position without a condom.You enter from behind (anal is also possible) , grab her hair and swing them two times around your hand. Ones you are positive that you have a firm grip on her you say "baby i have aids" and try to remain inside her for as long as possible.

If you try "riding the bull " with any girl you are sure to break up soon.

by Mycool2411 August 3, 2017