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Reagan Smash

Ronald Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall, tear it down!
(Reagan starts punching the wall of a McDonald's)
Ronald Reagan: Reagan Smash! Reagan Smash!
Mcdonald's Employee #1: What's that?
Mcdonald's Employee #2: Oh it's just Reagan. Just leave him alone, he'll tire himself out.
(Reagan lies down on the sidewalk)
Ronald Reagan: Reagan sleepy ...
by basoukazuma April 15, 2006
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Reagan-Shit

The act of taking a poop and not remembering to wipe.
Man my ass itches so bad I must of took a Reagan-shit last night.
by Jimbo1.0 October 27, 2009
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Ronald Reagan sex

A twisted cousin of Bill Clinton sex (oral in other words). RR sex is having some kind of sexual encounter, but not remembering because you have Alzheimer's (or possibly alcohol-induced amnesia).
I know for sure Beth slept with that guy last night. She just can't remember because it was Ronald Reagan sex.
by fkatz19 December 1, 2010
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Roegan Splash

A very large and cohesive bowel movement that detaches at the last moment, resulting in a large splash that creates a "Sea World" affect across the butt cheeks. A neutrally bouyant shit, often due to the large ingestion of corn.
(While standing at a urinal) "Did you hear that noise? I bet the dude in stall number two dropped a Roegan Splash."
by D. Ike December 3, 2007
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Rehan Shah

A really tall guy that has short friends. The human form of the colossal titan
Damn Rehan Shah is really tall!
by EarthPlosion April 27, 2022
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Reagan Smash

Ronald Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall, (starts punching a brick wall) Reagan smash, Reagan smash.
Female worker at Mcdonald's: What's that?
Male worker at Mcdonald's: Oh, that's just Mr. Reagan.
Ronald Reagan: Reagan sleep, Reagan sleep.
by Yep Nope September 26, 2005
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Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi

A fictional Italian immigrant (invented by the talkradar podcast) who smells heavily of olive oil and fettucini. He is known for his heavy build, heavier breathing and oversize somewhat smollen phalanges that resemble sausages and his own genitalia. The only thing heavier than the olive oil he uses to style his hair is his new jersy accent. As for atire he wares only the finest in glass pants and spaghetti and sweat stained plain white T-shirts. He was put into power by Norwegian King Herald V as the keeper of the shrew's. He suffers from recurring heart failures but carriers emergency electrodes with him to combat the failures when they occure.
Regal Sir Lord Duke Duke Lumbardi has been known to: tire after running, tire after walking up stairs, tire after reading, tire after rasing children, tire after getting out of bed tire after walking, eating several servings of shrew based meat sauce without pasta, he is famous for secreating a delicious high fat substance that has been syntheticly replicated for use in the American fast food industry and most notebly for it's application to twinkies during the 1980's.
by midget giraffe January 2, 2010
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