the rigamortis

Before giving a handjob, the giver dips their hand in ice water: simulating a dead hand.

Dave wasn't Into it at first but once I gave him the Rigamortis he was dtf.

by Wanky_dave March 29, 2017

Reahmortus

The Administrator for the SCPVerse, often wearing a formal button up shirt, vest, tie, slacks, and dress shoes.
The most notable feature being the amount of muscles, and the unique mask worn by the administrator.

Reahmortus was going around Site-64 today, let’s just say the Chaos Insurgency shit themselves

by ZeppelinFunds July 7, 2022

Pearl Rigamortis

Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.

(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)

Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?

"Sure Beast loveerboy"

(slurp)

"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"

by Treebonics April 5, 2017