Retard Logic

A backwards unsupported logic, used by someone to back up a ridiculous idea or statement on something that is blatantly obvious to the second party.

Marcus: That girl looks like she sucks dick for a living!

Sara: Actually no, we live in a cold climate. I'm pretty sure her lips are just chapped, Stop using retard logic to arrive at every conclusion!

by DreamStatic May 7, 2012

Dentally Retarded

Somebody who has orthodontic problems, especially teeth coming in slowly.

"My orthodontist said I'm dentally advanced."
"Mine said I"m dentally retarded."

by plunger333 August 7, 2007

beyond retarded

beyond retarded is nearly reaching final level of retardness. When calling someone retarded isn't enough, beyond retarded will just cut the chase and do the trick. We have fail, and epic fail. And we have retarded and beyond retarded.

League of legends ongoing game:

TITOV: Hey guys, they are too strong, too fast, let's give up
I R Rumble: You are beyond retarded -.- being beaten up by bots?!

by uplink May 28, 2012

retard magnet

Bait used in a rts to cause opponents to leave entrenched positions.

Overlords and zerglings are retard magnets.

by Destinyfan September 11, 2011

Second Hand Retardation

When your IQ lowers due to an encounter with an individual who is low in intelligence, also can be referred to as "second hand autism".

"God I think I got second hand retardation after talking to that dumbass!"

"Dude I saw you talking to Rawny, be careful! You may get secind hand retardation after conversing with that vegetable!"

"I think I fell victim to second hand retardation I can feel my brain cells killing themselves!"

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 30, 2017

gay retard

A term used to describe someone riddled with herpes that got famous on YouTube by opening boxes.

iDubbbz is a gay retard, I hope he gets better soon.

by BattlePimp September 13, 2016

Retarded Nut

The Retarded Nut is when you get a nut off for the first time after a week or weeks of not getting a nut. The effects are it feeling so good that you become crippled with retardation afterwards.

Tyler isn't the same after weeks of no sex ended with his girlfriend inducing him with the Retarded Nut

by Shaka G April 27, 2009